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"What do I know about sex? I'm a married man."
Tom Clancy
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy."
Steve Martin
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as meaningless
experiences go, it's pretty damned good."
Woody Allen
"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner,
you'd better have a good hand."
Unknown
"If it weren't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."
Rodney Dangerfield
"My cousin is an agoraphobic homosexual, which makes it kind of hard
for
him to come out of the closet."
Bill Kelly
"As the French say, there are three sexes-men, women and clergymen."
Rev. Sydney Smith
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
night."
Woody Allen
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
George
Burns
"It isn't premarital sex if you have no intention of getting
married."
Matt Barry
"You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither."
Drew
Carey
"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at
the
taxidermist."
Camille Paglia
"Life is a sexually transmitted disease."
Unknown
"My kid had sex with your honor student."
Bumper Sticker
"Remember, if you smoke after sex you're doing it too fast."
Woody
Allen
"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
George Burns
"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight
are
unimportant."
Henry Miller
"The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362
admonishments to heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't
love
heterosexuals. It's just that they need more supervision."
Lynn Lavner
"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual
arousal,
particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL
convertible."
P. J. O'Rourke