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TOP BUMPER STICKER'S SEEN AROUND THE WORLD
1. Constipated People Don't Give A Shit.
2. Practice Safe Sex, Go Screw Yourself.
3. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
4. Who Lit The Fuse On Your Tampon?
5. If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.
6. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.
7. Cats: The Other White Meat
8. My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.
9. Thank You For Pot Smoking.
10. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
11. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
12. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".
13. If You Can Read This, I've Lost My Trailer.
14. Horn Broken... Watch For Finger.
15. It's Not How You Pick Your Nose, But Where You Put The Booger.
16. If You're Not A Hemorrhoid, Get Off My Ass.
17. You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
18. The Earth Is Full - Go Home
19. GROW YOUR OWN DOPE --- PLANT A MAN.
20. This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
21. So Many Pedestrians - So Little Time
22. Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
23. If We Quit Voting Will They All Go Away?
24. The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
25. Eat Right, Exercise, Die Anyway
26. Illiterate? Write For Help
27. I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
28. Cover Me I'm Changing Lanes
29. He Who Hesitates Is Not Only Lost But Miles From The Next Exit
30. I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
31. You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
32. So you're a feminist...Isn't that precious.
33. Where Are We Going And Why Am I In This Handbasket?
37. If Sex Is A Pain In The Ass, Then You're Doing It Wrong...
38. Fight Crime: Shoot Back!
39. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
40. Stop Lights Timed For 35 mph Are Also Timed For 70mph
41. How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He Is Lost?
42. Caution - Driver Legally Blonde!
43. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
44. Ax Me About Ebonics
45. All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets.
46. Boldly Going Nowhere
47. If Walking Is Good For You, Why Does My Mailman Look Like Jabba The
Hun?
